1. I am currently in two plays at church… a Good Friday Passion kind of play and one called Southern Hospitality written by the same people that did Golden Girls. I am really doing my best to get all my lines down for both. We are performing the Good Friday one first of course and I really hope I don’t insert any Southern Hospitality lines into the crucifixion of Jesus… now that would just be tacky y’all!

  2. Palm Sunday Service at SJA (at St John the Apostle United Methodist Church)

    Palm Sunday Service at SJA (at St John the Apostle United Methodist Church)

  3. Convo I just had with my dad

    • Dad: hey I'm gonna go grocery shopping do you need anything?
    • Me: uuuhhh....
    • Me: contemplates wether or not I should ask him to get me pads since I need them desperately
    • Dad: anything at all?
    • Me: uh... Yeah.... Can you get me some pads
    • Dad: Sure
    • Me: Are you serious? Wouldn't you be embarrassed?
    • Dad: Natalie, I'm a 56 year old man who has been buying pads for your mother for over 20 years. No I'm not embarrassed.
    • Me: But I thought guys get squirmish when we ask them to buy this stuff for us
    • Dad: boys are squirmish. Men will step out and buy you as many pads and tampons as you need. A man will understand that you cannot control your cycle and that this is a natural bodily process. So, if you ever find a guy who's too embarrassed to buy you pad just bleed on everything he owns.
    • Me: OMG DAD
  4. narputo:

    geeksquadgangbang:

    Sarah Silverman is visited by Jesus Christ

    This is one of the best responses to men against abortion ever

    Yep.

  5. Took Molly to Mulan today at Theater Arlington and she got to get a pic with Mulan afterwards!

    Took Molly to Mulan today at Theater Arlington and she got to get a pic with Mulan afterwards!

  6. Things I Am Currently Tired Of…

    1. Rude people.
    2. The state of Arizona.
    3. Living in Texas.
    4. Back pain.
    5. Advocare, people that sell Advocare, people that post constantly about Advocare.
    6. This cold weather.
    7. That chin hair that keeps coming back.
    8. My husband using my razors.
    9. My excessively passive aggressive coworker.
    10. My kids taking all my money and never even saying thank you.

  7. blogging-in-my-swaggy-pants:

    cambridge university students were asked on campus why they needed feminism. here are 60 answers. click the link for over about 600 more. 

    I’m crying, this is the most beautiful thing I’ve seen all week

  8. She was excited to say the least!

    She was excited to say the least!

  9. Apparently this is what you get when you tell an eight year old girl she’s going to Disney World for the first time…

    Apparently this is what you get when you tell an eight year old girl she’s going to Disney World for the first time…

  10. How do you sum up a man’s life in one short paragraph? This guy was amazing! His kids are so small. He did so much. And now, an obituary:

    Christopher John Manzo, 41, passed away Wednesday, Feb. 12, 2014. Service: 10 a.m. Saturday at First Methodist Church Mansfield. Visitation: 6 to 8 p.m. Friday at St. John the Apostle United Methodist Church, Arlington. Memorials: SJA Kids Against Hunger, 5450 Mansfield Rd., Arlington, Texas 76017. Chris was a beloved husband, father, teacher and mentor for youth. “Manzo” was the director of youth ministries at St. John the Apostle UMC in Arlington for 10 years and “Super Manzo” at James A. Arthur Intermediate School in Kennedale. We will miss Chris dearly but rejoice that he is fully healed in the company of our Heavenly Father. Survivors: Wife, Samantha Manzo; sons, Wesley, Connor and Cannon; father Philip Manzo; mother, Marcia Manzo; sisters, Ashlee Wyss (Jarrod) and Lauren Cotton (Raine); and brother, Ryan Manzo. - See more at: http://m.legacy.com/obituaries/dfw/obituary.aspx?n=christopher-john-manzo&pid=169652695&referrer=0&preview=True#sthash.E2oIRd74.dpuf

  11. My Favorite Valentine!  For almost fourteen years now… and he still makes me smile every single day. I love you so much John!

    My Favorite Valentine! For almost fourteen years now… and he still makes me smile every single day. I love you so much John!

  12. Somehow Sammy got cutoff in the other pic… now he’s really mad.

    Somehow Sammy got cutoff in the other pic… now he’s really mad.

  13. Sammy wants to know why we got the puppy?

    Sammy wants to know why we got the puppy?

  14. Minnie Mouse in a Balloon with candy… I think Molly’s gonna love her  Valentine’s gift!

    Minnie Mouse in a Balloon with candy… I think Molly’s gonna love her Valentine’s gift!

About me

Just a Mom trying to make you laugh...

My name is Jenni and I am married to thejohnblog, so I get to laugh a lot around here. We do a podcast called Fridge Magnets... you should try it sometime?

I live in the Dallas, TX area.

Photography is my hobby and one day I will have a camera that matches my interest and talent.

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